Giles goes through botanic database installed in his brain and classifies this monstrosity as specie of Paraguayan flora. Huge ugly pink cartoon flower plops in front of her from the grass and blooms in full Disney-mode. Giles looses the horse somewhere and approaches Willow, who’s sitting quaintly under a big English tree. Giles in a very peculiar Mac is riding a horse through quaint English fields. Spending day after day not only in high school but also waiting for the monsters to break out from boiler room – that’s really no picnic. Credits.Īctually, before we all say how cheesy and tired is the premise that high school is way scarier than any monster (it is scarier, but still), let’s remember that this high school stands on the Hellmouth. The new principal, nice youngish guy in a smart suit, but with an earring, announces the opening of the brand new Sunnydale High, rebuild n the very same ground where the old one was! Scary music rises to an ultra-scary. Cue scary music…Īnd cut to the opening ceremony. She encourages Dawn that she did pretty well and laments that vampires and demons are nothing compared to “ what’s coming“. Big sis rushes to the rescue, some bone-crushing blows, some impossible flips, and voila – a neat beheading!īuffy reminds Dawn that the most important thing is to remember, “ it’s always real“. You know, I was never a Dawn’s fan, but I think I’m starting to like her, because I actually was not cheering for him. Buffy compliments Dawn, who deftly stakes the vampire and looks very happy, until she realised that she missed the heart! She tries again, but the vampire quickly gets hold of her and sinks his teeth into her neck. Who knew she had it in her? on impact Dawn rolls onto the ground vampire looses his balance and flies into a tombstone. Vampire lunges at Dawn, who blood-lustily narrows her eyes at him, stake at the ready. Buffy lifted him in the air by one arm! How many more hints does he need to understand that those two are not the best prey? Buffy explains that she is the Slayer and lets vampire try his luck with Dawn. Vampire thanks her politely, puts on his best villain voice and says: “ Unfortunately, it was the last thing you’ll ever going to do!” Buffy cuts him off mid-sentence by squeezing his throat and gives us a moment to marvel at how stupid vampires are. He asks girls for help, and Buffy wrenches him on of the grave with her one arm. Just then vampire starts complaining that he is stuck in his grave. No human can possibly grasp everything about vampires, and writers are only humans!) So I’m not the only one who’s wondering is there a vampire tae-kwon-do school? But Buffy insists that Dawn is just a little girl (“ Woman!” protests Dawn “ I’m taller than you!“) and a vampire is supernaturally strong and skilled with fancy dark powers no human can possibly… ( Oh, that’s why BUFFY’s vampire canon is so dodgy at times. Dawn does not want to admit that the vampire is one with the power here, because, see, she has a stake, a vampire is new (he has not even fully climbed out of the grave yet) and might not have any martial art skills “ they inevitably seem to pick up“. Who’s got it, who knows how to use it” She tosses stake to Dawn and quizzes her on the power thing. Facing an ugly vampire, Buffy says: “ It’s about power. His pal swings a knife he obviously stole from the LEXX set…Īnd we cut to one of many Sunnydale cemeteries. He pushes her from the roof, she’s hurt but still struggling bravely, and second guy grabs her hands. She runs into a dead-end, easily jumps on some step in the wall and climbs up the drain pipe onto the roof, only to discover that one of the robed guys got there first. The show opens… in Istanbul! Dark-haired girl runs for her life from two guys in dark robes.
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